He bought them from an eighth grader named Scott Tenorman for $16.12. Wow, you're not as stupid as I thought.
Cartman, you are so goddamned stupid, it's unbelievable. And then give me the twenty, and I'll give you the pubes. I'm with the IRS. Huh, excuse me, sir. Ten dollars. Your chili is pretty good, Cartman, but I think mine is better.
So you'll come for sure then, Scott?
The pube fair in Fort Collins. Scott Tenorman has posters of them on his wall, and Cartman and Ned even sing a bit of one of their early hits "Creep". Hueah.
Oink oink oink, oink oink oink. She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!".
Well, does Mr. Denkins know you're usin' his pony? Jetzt die hochwertige Ausrüstung und Bekleidung entdecken Über 80% neue Produkte zum Festpreis; Das ist das neue eBay. heydy heydy heydy, Cartman announces to the boys that he has gotten his first pubic hair. Just let it go, dude.
", "That asshole! RELATED: South Park: 5 Reasons Randy Is The Best Character (& 5 Why It'll Always Be Cartman) Exploring the boundaries of Cartman’s sociopathic mind has always been the best thing about this character. You only had sixteen dollars and twelve cents. [looks back angrily for a few seconds, then] Yeah, why should we all care about getting Scott Tenorman back for you?
Ah, I don't know. Mrs. Tenorman: Oh dear.
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South Park © 2020 Comedy Partners. In their absence, he makes a batch of chili that's filled with pubic hair from all the boys in town. Scott is fifteen, and I'm afraid he has cancer.
Hohoho! What's it look like? Heh.
Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for the CEO of said.
Scott's mom's about to take off her bra. Then they could meet Scott Tenorman —.
Do you want your grandma to live or not?! He shoots trespassers on sight, you know. Hold on a second ah, ah, I'll get your money.
Huh uh, I don't think so! Yup. Scott and Cartman have an ongoing feud with each other.
But we have an album to mix. This kid is totally not cool. But I'll get him someday!! [Scott begins to laugh] Count all your losses and move on. Radiohead is his favorite band, and it would make his short life if you could find it in your hearts to visit him before he dies alone and scared.
What the hell are you so happy about, fatass?! Doodoo doot doo, dadada daa,
You must learn all you can about your kill.
Uh, here, Chef, just put it over here.
We won't miss this. Step 1: Find someone's weakness. The first being when he got his "period" in "Are You There God? South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. We're here with the members from Radiohead, probably the hottest band in the world right now. Scott Tenorman is an eighth grader who sold Cartman his pubes for ten dollars, and now Cartman's all pissed off.
", "Cartman, you are so God damned stupid, it's unbelievable. You know, that band that sings that song: So, the subject is a big Radiohead fan, huh? Now you can't bug me for your dumb money! And this stupid asshole buys them! Cast Steve as Numbuh 1 Barry as Numbuh 2 (Both are overweight geniuses) Debbie Hyman as Numbuh 5 Hayley as Numbuh 362 Stan as Numbuh 60 Roger as The Kid Klaus as Numbuh 4 Scott Tenorman (From South Park) as Heinrich Von Marzipan Voice Cast Ben Diskin - Steve Smith Cree Summer - Debbie Hyman Rachael MacFarlane - Hayley Smith Carlos Alazaraqui - Roger Dee Bradley Baker - Klaus Heissler and Scott.
You gotta go check it out! Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! The- that's like a million dollars! right? Afterward, Cartman reveals that he knew Tenorman would give him a serving of pube chili, and that he switched it with food Chef brought. I feel so much better now. I have it all figured out! Which is probably a bad idea but maybe Eric wasn't only to blame.
Yes. He brings Stan and Kyle in on the scheme, and they promptly rat him out. Read honest and unbiased product reviews from our users, S05E01 Scott Tenorman Must Die . ", "Now dance little piggy. I think I can win first prize.
how's it goin', guys?
He bought them from an eighth grader named Scott Tenorman for $16.12. Cartman vows revenge when he finds out you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. You glued my pubes onto your face!
Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. I switched it with Chef's.
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A character in South Park who sells pubes to Cartman as a scam and later regrets it. I'll watch your house for ya!
Bite it. Ooo, a chili carnival, huh? Won't you please consider it? Dance and oink for me! Did you bring the goods? ...You'll diiiiiiiiiie!
Daddy Kink; Past Drug Use (will add more later!) Radiohead posters!
She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonanner to everybody! Cartman tries to distract Scott Tenorman by telling him, "Courtney Love is in South Park!
This poor kid has cancer. We have work to do. Cartman plots for Scott's parents to be indirectly killed, and proceeds to feed Scott his own parents at his Chili Con Carnival. I'm going to Fort Collins myself! I'm a little piggy; here's my snout.
Oho, we will. ", "You're not from the IRS! Thom from, "Do you like it? Ow! Scott Tenorman comes back to South Park like he promised. Wow, would you really? Hahaaha! ", "Ned, for Christ's sake, stop jackin' it! After signing to EMI in 1991, Radiohead released their debut single Creep in 1992. Well, guys, it seems that I am the first one of us to reach manhood after all. Face off against multi-assed. I-I'll even throw in an extra five!
This episode pushed the limits of what the creators could do with him.
No, young hunter. Cartman vows revenge when he finds out you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. When envisioning an appropriate punishment for Scott Tenorman, Cartman first describes a scene from the film Hannibal.
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Folge Deiner Leidenschaft bei eBay Scott Tenorman is a ninth grader and the purported'Head Ginger'. Welcome back to MTV. In the midst of consuming his bowl of chili, Tenorman discovers his mother's wedding ring -- with his mother's finger still in it.
Here! Do you like it Scott? Scott: Yeah, I feel really bad. Right, but you see, I didn't realize, when I bought these pubes from you, that you were full of shit! Whew!
well... that's okay. Play as Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny to take on Tenorman and his army of Ginger robots before they destroy South Park! Cartman tries to distract Scott Tenorman by telling him, "Courtney Love is in South Park! That sounds great. And so I told him, I said "Here.
International rock gods Radiohead play an integral part in this episode. "Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.". And he's reading a magazine about Radiohead! Scott Tenorman.
Cartman, posing as an IRS agent, introduces himself as Kris Kristofferson -- the name of a popular country singer-songwriter, known for the hit song "Me and Bobby McGee". I made some chili to enter into the contest. He let me have 'em for just ten bucks.
That asshole! Take it!
My-yummy. He told me that there's a starving pony at Denkins' ranch that's been abandoned. Dear Radiohead, My name is Eric Cartman. He's smarter than you. I'll sell you my pubes for only ten bucks." Pwn'd.
Scott, Scott! A hundred and six miles, Scott.
I want you to beg for it. I see Scott Tenorman. Also, in a failed attempt at revenge, Cartman dubs over an MTV News interview with the band. It became a worldwide hit after the release of their debut album, Pablo Honey (1993). Hehey, I said no!
Just... give me the six dollars. He's saying he got his first pubic hair.
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Give me back my pubes! Come om, guys, let's go. Don't think I don't see you! I was just stopping by to invite you to my Chili Con Carnival. Tenorman convinces his parents to take the penis-biting pony, located at Farmer Denkins' ranch, to an animal shelter. I'm here to collect ten dollars that you own in back taxes. I'll trade you my pubes back for the money. Also, when he tries to enlist other kids to help him take down Scott Tenorman, Cartman gives a version of Mel Gibson's inspiring pre-battle speech from Braveheart. I'm gonna get him!
Trust us. See ya.
Oh, 'cause, they're doin' a big interview on MTV, and they're playing it tonight on a big screen downtown. Mom, Dad, that was my good friend Eric at the door?
You glued my pubes onto your face! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. There's posters. That big, smelly, ass-sniffin' asshole.
Kristofferson. It's a chili cook-off with rides. Is Radiohead here yet?
I mean, what do you see? ", "Didn't you hear the letter?
You got change for a twenty? Scott Tenorman is Jack's son, and Cartman's half-brother. Originally, this episode was conceived as something that could be done in a hurry but might not turn out very well. We'll see how he likes it when I tell him he just ate the pubes of every kid in town!
Five bucks a hair? I know who you are and I'm calling the police! Well I don't want it to get cold. And that would make Scott Tenorman wanna die!!
Just... get down on your knees and- beg me for the money.
...Fine, I'll do it myself!!
Also, in a failed attempt at revenge, Cartman dubs over an MTV News interview with the band. Scott Tenorman is a ninth grader who tricks Cartman into buying his pubes for $16.12...thus fueling quite an intense plot of revenge. Both parents rise] Well, don't you worry, Scott.
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Well, son, I think you have a pretty stupid plan there. Scott Tenorman is back and he wants revenge! We just wanna warn you: Eric Cartman, the fourth grader, is goin' tuh try and trick you somehow into getting your wiener bitten off by a pony who lives at Denkins' ranch. Uh, yes, I've come to return these pubes that I purchased, please? Pubic hair. Yes! Look, if you wanna get revenge on somebody, you've gotta think like a hunter.