Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin. There was my Uncle Richard. Sex is emotional and spiritual. The airlines are in desperate trouble. Have fun with your two-million dollar house! Oh, god. | Kyle: Mr. Garrison, I HAVE to be excused!Mr. Mr. Garrison Quotes: Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. '. Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. That sounded great kids. This episode is definitely bizarre and a little shocking, and possibly the most nauseating South Park episode I have seen; that said, the jokes are as funny as ever and it is interesting to see how significantly the public perception of sex change operations has changed. Timmy's retarded.Mr.

Mephesto: Yes.FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?Dr. Hello Officer Barbrady.Officer Barbrady: Nice gun.Mr. Nice gun. Why did you pan to me just now? You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin.

Garrison wants to prove gay marriage is wrong so he sets two male students up to take care of an egg, hoping it would break. Vaginas, and pe... Sure, you can go out and screw every whore on Rhode Island, but ... God Dammit!

Mr. Garrison: Nothing ever went wrong in this town before that evil Korn band showed up.Sharon Marsh: Well I say we go find them and kick their devil-worshipping butts out of town! Your vehicle is causing them to lose money. Garrison Sr.: WHAT!?Mr. Hehe molested me.Mr. Mr. Garrison: Yeah, well that was the point, dingleberry! Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. Mr. Garrison: Hey guys, let's all play a game of grab-ass.Gerald: What's grab-ass?Mr. I heard there is no Christmas, Eric Cartman: 'A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?' Mackey: When was that?Mr. Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. Mr. Garrison Sr.: What? Gerald Broflovski / I may no... Yeah, that's right cash tucker! "Randy: Hey, you didn't get beeped.Jimbo: Uh, oh.Mr. Okay. Garrison: Eric, Stanley just might lead our team to victory against the Middle Park Cowboys for the first time in decades. Mr. Garrison: And so children, instead of saying "Hand in your papers."

Mr. Garrison Quotes Mr. Mackey: Now Eric, all these people came here and paid to send you to camp because they care about you.
Garrison: Saturday. Merry F(beep)king Christmas song:MR. GARRISON: I heard there is no Christmas,In the silly Middle East.No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,They have different religious beliefs.They believe in Muhammad,And not in our holiday,And so every December,I go to the Middle East and say,"Hey there Mr. Muslim,Merry f(beep)king Christmas,Put down that book the Koran,And hear some holiday wishes.In case you haven't noticed,It's Jesus's birthday.So get off your heathen Muslim ass,and f(beep)king celebrate. Present them. Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. Mr. Garrison: Goddammit, I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!Cartman: That's not true, Mr. Garrison. Yes, Clyde?' (Mr. Garrisons cries as he rushes up the stairs). Hat, you're a genius! What? Mr. Garrison Quotes Mr. Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake. Eat me pervert. Agent: The airlines are in desperate trouble. "There is no holiday season in India I've heard,They don't hang up their stockings,And that is just absurd!They've never read a Christmas story.They don't know what Rudolph is about,And that is why in December,I'll go to India and shout,"Hey there Mr. Hinduist,Merry f(beep)king Christmas,Drink eggnog and eat some beefAnd pass it to the missus.In case you haven't noticed,It's Jesus's birthday.So get off your heathen Hindu ass,and f(beep)king celebrate! That's it! and this is not Hat-san! Garrison: We just run around in circles and grab each other's asses. Did you figure that one out all by yourself? [pans to Mr. Garrison] Mr. Garrison: What? Garrison: Oh, stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda.Chef: Say what? (09 Mar 2005). I like men my own age.

In the silly Middle East. Cartman: Suck my balls.Ms. I'm sorry, Eric. I love titties! Present them. Garrison: YOU DON'T LOVE ME!

Mr. Mackey: Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay, but I must ask. It could be from someone who doesn't know, [pans to Mr. Mackey] someone who has a bad opinion of it, [pans to Ms. Choksondik] or even a complete pervert. ... M'kay. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. PC Principal: And that's two days' detention for you, young man, we'll see you at 4. Filmore: Can we do fingerpaint? Mr. Garrison: I can't go tomorrow, the Jizzfest is tonight! You go to hell and you die! Mr. Mackey: M'kay Mr. Hat, you need to let me talk to Mr. Garrison. I'd tend to doubt this episode would be allowed to air today. He was the gay Fourth Grade Teacher at South Park Elementary and currently the President of the United States. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina -- Mr. Garrison Mr. Garrison: What is five times two? Clerk: We'll get you on the 7 A.M. flight tomorrow morning. Directed by Trey Parker.
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's sep... Suck my balls. "(Clapping)Thank you, Mr. Hat. Was this review helpful to you? Mr. Garrison: Yeah except for me, I … You hear me?! Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Mr. Garrison Sr.: Oh my God! Chef: Look, schools are teaching condom use to younger and younger students each day!

Oh, alright! )Military official: Alright, lets go!Mr. Garrison: Don't call people names Stanley!!! Quotes. Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist. Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry, Eric.Cartman (as Mitch Connor): Sorry is a four letter word with a y on the end that doesn't mean anything to this kid. Is there a history of sexual abuse in your family?Mr. ... And so children, instead of saying Hand in your papers. Garrison: I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ass. M'kay?Mr. Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'' © 2020 TV Fanatic I'm sending your butt to the principal's office! Garrison: That's right.Jimbo: Hell, that's not fair! |