Quotes tagged as "lisa-simpson" Showing 1-2 of 2 “Solitude never hurt anyone. And now I'm going to die!Lisa: I never wanted that to happen!Dog Spirit: You suuuck, You suuuck! "Well, I wish that you wouldn't. One of our favorite Lisa quotes takes place in The Haw-Hawed Couple. However, I will sit up front with you if it's a fatherly gesture of love.”, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, “Okay, I'm not going to give up.

Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.

She’s a great judge of character and can see past people’s facades. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater.

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Solitude never hurt anyone. How?Dog Spirit: By choosing the cuter puppy. "For once in your life, be cool." "Okay, I'm not going to give up. But the most important thing is how we talk to ourselves in these situations.
When Bart no longer finds anything funny, Lisa tells him that she thinks he did lose his soul when he sold it to Milhouse. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. There is an expensive million-dollar scene that the studio only has one shot to pull off, but Milhouse can’t handle the pressure and goes AWOL. 15. Me? Lisa may be a lover of music, justice, animals, shapes and feelings, but don’t underestimate her. [scene pans to Ms. Krabappel's class] Principal Skinner: [on speaker] JOHNNY!! When you think about some of the profound things this little girl says, it’s not a stretch to call her a genius! Oh, right, my actions. Ooh! It's like you're the Jesus of car... Dad, here's a thought. One of our favorite Lisa quotes takes place in The Haw-Hawed Couple. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me, and I am far too young to protect myself against such onslaughts." And Lisa’s right: if we don’t start focusing on the root causes of our social problems, they’ll just keep happening over and over again. 14).

I'll go, disguised as you.

(‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky, s. 14 ep. Lisa Simpson always knows just what to say. The Simpsons is the longest-running scripted series in U.S. history, so it's bound to have a few hilarious jokes that rise above the rest! 6.
I haven't decided.

Feeling lonely and homesick, Lisa considers going home but finds her inner strength and determines to stick it out.

Selma: Where is Homer anyway? This line itself has gained traction on the Internet in the past decade, especially as a viral compilation on Youtube. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have.

In the episode The Cartridge Family, Homer surprises the family by bringing home a gun. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow." We are used to it! (, "My interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, feelings..." (, "I learned that beneath my goody two-shoes lies some very dark socks." Lisa: I think you need Skinner, Bart. Lisa: Moe marginalized my contributions! (, "There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. You taught us that true confidence comes from believing in your own abilities to handle challenges as opposed to relying on external validation. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

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Patty: Oh nothing, dear. )Dog Spirit: Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me.Lisa: Me? All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect! It’s also rumored to be the Matt Groening’s favorite quote. Other photos created by author via imgflip.com, Aidy Bryant Is Currently Filming "Shrill" Based On Lindy West's Book, And We Couldn't Be More Excited, "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Is Getting A Reboot That Will Star A Black Woman, The Real Betty Boop Was Whitewashed Out Of History. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us, Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge. At the tender age of eight, she already understands concepts that most adults can’t even get their heads around. We gotta value our voices and feel like they count, no matter how many followers we have.

So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me, and I am far too young to protect myself against such onslaughts." In arguably one of Lisa’s most feminist adventures, she challenges the makers of Malibu Stacy to create a talking doll that isn’t sexist. )Homer: If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you! (The Simpsons Movie) Lisa may be a feminist icon, but that doesn't mean she's free of any doubts or insecurities. Nationality:

Privacy Statement • A particular racy line comes from the third Treehouse of Horror episode. When she’s crowned "Little Miss Springfield," Lisa refuses to let her image be used for corporate gains. Given that she's extremely intelligent and progressive, Lisa sticks out a little bit among her family members. A one-stop shop for all things video games. (Treehouse of Horror XIX, s. 20 ep.4). Bart and Lisa do have a strong sibling bond, but there are also many moments in the show where the two are at odds with each other. But making fun of that word isn’t my idea; that’s the Simpson’s idea.

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When she asks the question, “Does it make you feel superior to tear down people’s dreams?” it shows that she understands quite a lot about what makes people tick. "It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. Eventually, Bart tries to fix things with Lisa, and she tells him that she only wants an apology if it’s genuine. We’ve all had moments where we feel like giving up. I don't need you anymore. SO. When Mr. Burns releases his movie, it’s universally panned. 25), As women, we’re conditioned to believe that we should be compliant, so speaking up and asking for what you need can be daunting. RELATED: 10 Of The Best Visual Jokes In The Simpsons. And she can negotiate a salary, too. You're not listening to me!" Moe marginalized my contributions! After he saves the day and they purge Springfield of Rex Banner, the hard-nosed enforcer of Prohibition, alcohol is reinstated into the town, and he quotes a line that aptly describes the inebriating beverage. I don't need you anymore" to "Stupid bus that can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go," let's rank the funniest Lisa Simpson quotes of all time, with the help of your votes. But I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.”. 8. Solitude never hurt anyone. (Homer and Bart gasp. (Homer plucks the goo with a stick and tries to eat the goo, which keeps trying to avoid Homer's mouth.