I know I don't cry that often, but I don't know why he cares! Relevance. He's trying to console me because he's got such a good heart.
I…I know he didn't give a damn when I was crying and in the hospital, but my mom didn't just die.

Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Yeah, I know, Kyle. What did I tell you?! Dude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee? You can message your friends, play Yahtzee with your friends, even start your own virtual farm and have your friends visit it. Delete delete! Alright, fine dude, you don't have to add any friends.

How the hell do you have more friends than me? Get answers by asking now.

Oh, and I sent you a funny picture and you didn't respond to it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121955/quotes. He laughed out loud. How the hell do you have more friends than me?

I was just crying, too, because it is—was—my mother, dammit!

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I need your help, though, you fucking asshole! He really isn't good at the money stuff since he's only smart when it comes to deceit. Because I do. I have more friends than you'll ever have in the real world. Cartman first appeared, originally in prototypical form in a 1992 animated short Jesus vs. Frosty, and a 1995 animated short Jesus vs. Santa, and first appeared on television in the pilot episo "Are you totally sure? What are you talking about? Hey Stan, I was on my computer at work and saw that you have a Facebook page now? ", "I thought you said everyone thinks you're awesome and cool. I'm cool.

Oh.

There we go. Yeah, I guess."

i love when he sings "in the ghetto" when he is going to kennys house.

I—I'm sorry, man. Cartman: Why thankyou Miss Polly Pissy-Pants, have another cup of tea. unless you do think I'm cool. I miss her condescending words and how she would call me pooky and feed me meals even though I didn't treat her well half of the time because of who I am as a person. He did look pretty beat up.

you're justsaying that.

...Aw. Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.

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So why am I walking up to Kyle for help? And so does Kyle. "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!"

Just…just god dammit!

Damnit I should have deleted you a long time ago! So instead I say, "You're…you're just really good at advice and stuff.". He looked really beat up when he came to me, dude. 'K, so then get on Facebook and fertilize my crops?
report share. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS. unless you guys don't think that's cool. Randy Marsh is at work right now. It is Cartman." Then he says 'What? "Dude. "Uh, sure. I really need a friend right now.

Glen Dumont: No, no wait, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Any fan of CR7 is cool 2 me. You're very smart, Kyle.

1 decade ago. Mom, Dad, my best friend Kyle? Oh that's cool. My profile? Right, but you don't have... the two seconds orrr? Oh okay. I just wanna know, is that all I am? So those words rung true when I said them, yeah. ", "Dude.

Just…just don't call my mom a bitch or do anything bad. What if he's setting you up? We'll just click to the next person.

Damit Verizon Media und unsere Partner Ihre personenbezogenen Daten verarbeiten können, wählen Sie bitte 'Ich stimme zu.' I haven't seen him all day. Cartman. Anytime he sings the song about Kyle's mom is my favorite moment! Kyle Broflovski! I'm so cool. Wir und unsere Partner nutzen Cookies und ähnliche Technik, um Daten auf Ihrem Gerät zu speichern und/oder darauf zuzugreifen, für folgende Zwecke: um personalisierte Werbung und Inhalte zu zeigen, zur Messung von Anzeigen und Inhalten, um mehr über die Zielgruppe zu erfahren sowie für die Entwicklung von Produkten. Yahoo ist Teil von Verizon Media. And…and we're smiling at each other! Eric Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. I—I'm sorry. Everyone should have one Facebook friend. - Do your exercise. I don't cry because I'm cool. I'm not getting sucked into that! 1 Comments. Hey kid, how come you ignored my friend request? NEXT CLIP.

That's so wrong. Yeah. My Facebook profile went rogue, Dad.

4 years ago. And…and then…and then he needed some advice. i'm no longerthe cool kid. Got to be the Dog the Bounty Hunter parody. He went to the dentist yesterday, and got two fillings! Answer Save. You can ride the bus with me.". Absolutely humiliating! Stan, we know it's hard to get started, but we have a little surprise for you. So do you think I should help him?" Lv 5. And I tricked him! ", Then Kyle suddenly says, "I—I know you're cool, Cartman.".

Cartman: Do you think I'm fat Miss Polly Pissy-Pants?

south park, eric cartman, cartman, screw you guys im going home # south park # eric cartman # cartman # screw you guys im going home. "I thought you said everyone thinks you're awesome and cool." But he is Eric Cartman, so he kind of deserves everything that's coming to him. You can just be like Kip Drordy. And I could use your…advice. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Log in to reply to the answers Post ♨ Wisper Lv 5. he asks me out of curiosity. I know your mom just died and all, but if you do anything against me—", "You don't have to worry about that, Kyle. "Were—were you crying?" He still doesn't look convinced, though.

Good-bye. What's the one thing I told you?! Your review has been posted.

I miss her! It's not as hard as it sounds, Kyle. I'm going to bed.

Yeah well I saw your page, Stan! That's better.

"Oh.

By editing your profile under "basic information"! The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=South_Park/Season_6&oldid=2849826, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. I can't believe it! Butters Stotch is enjoying Stan's chat party. Yes. But if you call my mom a bitch just one time, then I swear—".

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That I didn't wanna get sucked into Facebook! I'm sorry, Kip, but I really can't be your friend anymore. I'm your profile, and as you can see, I am much more powerful than you.

I'm desperate. Kyle Broflovski is bad friend stock.

You gotta dump him.

Stan [walks in] Aww, are you guys doing that stupid Facebook stuff again? I sent all my friends somewhere else. A big joke? ChatRoulette • Facebook • Kip Drordy • Mad Friends with Eric Cartman • Yahtzee • Isayah Zordon, South Park: The Complete Fourteenth Season. Oh yeah, you get those sometimes. Your profile is one of the most powerful in all of Facebook. What is he correcting, though? Dazu gehört der Widerspruch gegen die Verarbeitung Ihrer Daten durch Partner für deren berechtigte Interessen. Clyde Frog has been gone for a while now. According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. Update: Al the boys worried about being beaten up... Stan: "we need to get ourselves some protection?" Stan? Because I do. Kyle, I don't even know! Perhaps if he wasn't so cruel to Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, his friends wouldn't throw so many digs at his weight. Why do tv hosts like Steve Harvey or Ellen degeneres read off giant placards instead of doing their own thing?